Thursday, October 18, 2007

Women have to be the most bizarre creatures on this planet


Ok, before anyone gets any funny ideas about this being a dig at Johanna, no its not!! This came up as a topic of discussion about one of her friends. Me and J are absolutely fine and everything is tea and crumpets, fine and dandy, like peas and carrots.....toppen (in Swedish). Now the inner workings of the female mind is one of those mysteries of life, it absolutely boggling, its like a conundrum that cannot be cracked, put it this way-ive got more chance of having kids, winning the lottery and owning a house before I can truelly understand the fairer of the two sexes. Womens logic is indescribably strange, I mean understanding quantum physics makes more sense.

Now Im relating this to a long conversion that came up today, about the male and female sex and how our brains think so differently. Basically the whole point of the story is about whether a bloke can stay round a womens (who are both friends) and not have sex!! To the older generation this might be very clear cut, but the circumstances are not always as they appear. So hypothetically speaking, if a man was to sleep round a womens, why does womens logic automatically assume something is going to happen. Would their thoughts change if it was a dude sleeping at another dudes place....yes of course it does. So Johanna interestingly said these 2 senarios are totally different, but I have to disagree.

I mean if I hypothetically go out at night, cant be arsed to go home and stay at a females place, is it an issue? For many women, the answer is yes....I just cant see logic in this. There seems to be a harsh jealousness and a severe sore spot in this grey area. Turn it on its head.....whats worse, a bloke going on holiday to Ibiza or somewhere crap with all the lads, getting pissed, eyeing up anything with a pulse, getting egged on by his mates to sleep with the next tramp that walks past OR this same man going out with a good female friend (bearing in mind both are taken, have been mates for ages and really have no sexual interest in each other at all, for example) and having a few drinks?

Why does womens logic assume something is going to happen? This is an ongoing debate really, the question is "why would you want to go out with another women when youve got me?" comes up (again, not specifically with me and J, but generally) as possibly the worst question ever!! I mean, are men not allowed female friends? Apparently not, apparently the only reason for this is because they have the intention of sleeping with them!! Yeah thats logic, because its so much easier to go to all the effort to befriend someone, spend countless hours with them, pretending to like them as a friend, only to want to give them your 6 inches of loving!! Just get hammered, go to England, pick the women showing her bits (so pretty much anyone!) and bump uglies...its far easier...but apparently for women, there has to be some psychological issues related to having opposite sexed friends.

I mean theres no problem with a man sleeping over at another mans, because they arent gunna have bum fun are they? so why is it logical just because a man and woman can do something, they will? It truelly blows my mind when people think this. I asked J how many men staying over at womens she knew that ended up having sex that really shouldnt have....especially after the comment of "thats just what people do"....guess how many....yup a big fat zero. So where do we get these ideas from? It feels like women arent content to just accept you can be friends with the opposite sex and have no interest in them in that sense. Acceptance of this would make life a lot easier!! Trust me!! You shouldnt look for something that isnt there.

So ladies....I say "ladies" because of my convo with J about "all her female friends" please see the other side of the story, remember if you dont, you might be turning into a mini Hitler, he couldnt see that Jews were/are human beings (and look where that got him), in the same way that not all men, just randomly want to shag all their female friends...logic my dears, seems to be lacking in that thing called your brain...so please please stop having these crazy ideas...lets start by not watching desperate housewives and putting a little faith in your fellow man......

p.s. remember this has not happened with me and J, we DO NOT argue about this or is it a problem....so for those who are panicing that me and J have had a big arguement, trust me we are happy as larry and this is purely for interests sake.