Thank you Sandra!!! You have put my thieving fiance in her place....I now have the ability to listen to my ipod whenever I want. You know your practically married when you let you lady take control of the music situation...haha, kidding.
Well what am I whittering on about? Nothing big....literally. Johanna has finally invested in a Sony Walkman.....no not one of those 80's cassette beasts that drained batteries after about 3 songs but a little pink 4gb mp3 player.
Another thanks for Sandra who flew all the way to New York to buy it : )
Well now that I've got that off my chest any more updates? Erm....sort of; I've almost agreed on my Masters thesis topic for next year. It's going to be based on cleavage specificity of mast cell serine proteases....should be fun. My supervisor is called Lars.......no surprises there, everyone over here is called Lars, Magnus or Sven......
What else? I'm going to enter a squash tournament for the first time in 5 years. Wow, that makes me sound like an old man....you know 'back in my day' and all that. Should be fun, am hitting the ball and moving well, probably as good as I have in a long time.
I've decided to support my local football team (the Swedish season has just started), no not Uppsala, as it's like watching me play football- my local decent team, classed as a Stockholm team, AIK....before any Swede mentions anything, no I'm not part of the Black Army (not being racist here, it's a genuine hate club against other local stockholm rivals....no I'm not kidding....and you thought Sweden was all meatballs and blondes). Their claim to fame was playing in Europe (actually in Arsenals group) in 1999 I believe. I will be venturing down to see them soon, plus it might be safer to sit in the away stand....you also think I'm kidding.....
It's tricky to write on here when there's lots and not much to say. I could bore you with the last thing I downloaded (no not porn)...actually American gangster or the fact we now have summer tyres on the car.....yawn. I'll leave you with a joke (sorry Padraic):
An Irishman wins the lottery and goes to claim his winnings.
Congratulating him they tell him they will have to pay him the millions in 3 weekly instalments.
With that the irishman replies "if your gonna fuck me about I'll have my quid back"
Ok, here's another:
A man takes his wife to the live stock show. They start heading down the alley that house all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!"
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"
They precede to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year.
That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."
The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if he had to f*ck the same cow every day?"
Well what am I whittering on about? Nothing big....literally. Johanna has finally invested in a Sony Walkman.....no not one of those 80's cassette beasts that drained batteries after about 3 songs but a little pink 4gb mp3 player.
Another thanks for Sandra who flew all the way to New York to buy it : )
Well now that I've got that off my chest any more updates? Erm....sort of; I've almost agreed on my Masters thesis topic for next year. It's going to be based on cleavage specificity of mast cell serine proteases....should be fun. My supervisor is called Lars.......no surprises there, everyone over here is called Lars, Magnus or Sven......
What else? I'm going to enter a squash tournament for the first time in 5 years. Wow, that makes me sound like an old man....you know 'back in my day' and all that. Should be fun, am hitting the ball and moving well, probably as good as I have in a long time.
I've decided to support my local football team (the Swedish season has just started), no not Uppsala, as it's like watching me play football- my local decent team, classed as a Stockholm team, AIK....before any Swede mentions anything, no I'm not part of the Black Army (not being racist here, it's a genuine hate club against other local stockholm rivals....no I'm not kidding....and you thought Sweden was all meatballs and blondes). Their claim to fame was playing in Europe (actually in Arsenals group) in 1999 I believe. I will be venturing down to see them soon, plus it might be safer to sit in the away stand....you also think I'm kidding.....
It's tricky to write on here when there's lots and not much to say. I could bore you with the last thing I downloaded (no not porn)...actually American gangster or the fact we now have summer tyres on the car.....yawn. I'll leave you with a joke (sorry Padraic):
An Irishman wins the lottery and goes to claim his winnings.
Congratulating him they tell him they will have to pay him the millions in 3 weekly instalments.
With that the irishman replies "if your gonna fuck me about I'll have my quid back"
Ok, here's another:
A man takes his wife to the live stock show. They start heading down the alley that house all the bulls. The sign on the first bull's stall states: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, isn't that nice!"
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from this one!"
They precede to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year.
That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."
The fed up man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if he had to f*ck the same cow every day?"
