Sunday, May 25, 2008

A few bits


After a slightly morbid last post, I thought I'd better write something a little less, how shall I put it, erm... unwholesome.

Being a huge Eurovision fan (like every Brit I'm sure), I was eagerly awaiting another zero total score. I'm saddened to say, we got 14 points. However, on a better note, we did come joint last. Good news: well done dustbin man.

Ok, may be I'm harsh. Before you say anything, no I didn't watch Eurovision/even know it was on. They were showing a repeat of last nights action on TV today, which reminded me.

I do feel for our dustbin man though. Again, votes since 1972 have been studied and show a distinct political shafting between the Scandinavians (yes Sweden, you cheating gits), the Baltic countries and well, just Eastern Europe. This year proved to be no different and the results for the 12 point vote was recorded:

Guess who voted for the winners Russia? Armenia, Belarus, Estonia, Israel (they're NOT european!!), Lativa, Lithuania and Ukraine.....hmmm says it all.

Guess who voted for Serbia? Yep, Bosnia, Montenegro and Slovenia.

What about the Scandinavian vote? Well Iceland and Norway voted for Denmark. Finland and Sweden voted for Norway.

Unfortunately this means none of the other Scandinavian countries like Sweden. The only 12 pointer they recieved was from Malta...haha. Oh you ask about the UK vote...well absolutely NO-ONE gave us the full 12 points: hardly surprising when we only totalled 14.

And so the scandalous politics continues......what a f**king stupid competition. (Oh by the way Sweden you came 18th, with your version of a cross-dressing 'woman' transexual beast).

What else to report? Johanna surprised me on Friday, with a trip to the cinema to see (what else?!) Indy!! All I can say is what a legend that man is. The film is a classic!

I'm just watching the first few laps of the Monaco Grand Prix....typical crap. I know guys, got a great idea....lets run semi-slick tyres on a wet track and see what happens. Yes folks, it's like watching Bambi on ice.