The latest thing on Sky News (literally just happened) is a man has died whilst getting assaulted in prison. Shock you may say? Well not really.
For starters he's in jail (well technically he's probably in a morgue now), so no sob story here. He was probably some murderer/drug dealer type person (Im sure the details will be revealed) so fair play I say. You get your just desserts (Classic phrase I know).
The report made me laugh because the opening lines are 'A man has died after being seriously assaulted in prison. Police are treating the incident as murder.'
What genius figured that out?!! A man dies and they are treating it as 'murder', well put a barge pole up my ass and call me George. Of course it's friggin murder!! He's bloody dead!!
However, this line can be surpased by the finishing sentence: 'Two men have been arrested and are being questioned'. Amazing- you can actually get arrested while in prison....what are the odds of that?!
What the hell happens to you after you get arrested in prison? Is it some weird reverse psychology where they actually release you? Do you get locked up in a smaller room? What do you do with a person that gets arrested in prison?!
Well ship them out to Iraq I say, what's the easiest way to deal (a related issue here) with an overcrowded prison? Easy: you lower the inmates right? Conscription is one option but why not kill the bastards? They choose to do whatever they want, so their punishment should be likewise. I guess the government has lost their kahoonas. In the meantime, lets stay amused with lame reports from the Sky News team.....great job
For starters he's in jail (well technically he's probably in a morgue now), so no sob story here. He was probably some murderer/drug dealer type person (Im sure the details will be revealed) so fair play I say. You get your just desserts (Classic phrase I know).
The report made me laugh because the opening lines are 'A man has died after being seriously assaulted in prison. Police are treating the incident as murder.'
What genius figured that out?!! A man dies and they are treating it as 'murder', well put a barge pole up my ass and call me George. Of course it's friggin murder!! He's bloody dead!!
However, this line can be surpased by the finishing sentence: 'Two men have been arrested and are being questioned'. Amazing- you can actually get arrested while in prison....what are the odds of that?!
What the hell happens to you after you get arrested in prison? Is it some weird reverse psychology where they actually release you? Do you get locked up in a smaller room? What do you do with a person that gets arrested in prison?!
Well ship them out to Iraq I say, what's the easiest way to deal (a related issue here) with an overcrowded prison? Easy: you lower the inmates right? Conscription is one option but why not kill the bastards? They choose to do whatever they want, so their punishment should be likewise. I guess the government has lost their kahoonas. In the meantime, lets stay amused with lame reports from the Sky News team.....great job
