As a tax dodging, pennyless, bone idol student (oh yes, if anyone else says 'you've never done an honest days work in 23 years' again, I will kill them) you get some downtime (not much, believe me) so after this wonderful invention called the internet (no it's not just used for email and porn....but they are fringe benefits I guess) and with the aid of some computer minded friends, I have managed to watch the Simpson's Movie, Spidey 3 and Knocked Up for starters...all classic films. No I'm not going to do a review or any of that malarcky as I'm not some dictator telling you what to think...but if I may say something on a sore spot at the mo; yes the Madeline McCann thing, just imagine if it was a typical Mum in England (sorry Kim, you aren't in this category) but single, about 15, owns multiple pairs of Reebok classics, likes getting high and drunk, has 3 boyfriends, thinks 'The Sun' is advanced reading material and gets a quid a week from the government (yeah I wish) was to 'lose' her baby/kid...would the rest of the world be giving little Chav Mum an ounce of sympathy...think 'lynching' wouldn't be far from what people would be thinking. So that's my little moan, something us Brits, men in general and probably just me is very good at doing. But, I'll try to put a smile on that face of yours, by getting you involved in the Simpsons....officially one of the best programmes ever, Homer we salute you!!!
