Ahh the weekend, a time of relaxation, festive eating, drinking and everything that you don't do in the week. Well that would be the case, however my weekend has panned out a little differently- no not in a bad way, but all I've pretty much done is study!! Ahhh, my head has adopted a position where I can no longer look up, my arse is more numb than my bodies feeling in -30 temperatures, my writers bump on my finger looks like it's about to give birth and my head is full of soo much info, I think I'm not going to remember my own name. With all this said and done, I've learnt a lot, now I know how precious the outside world is, after spending at least 3/4 of the weekend indoors in my cave (ok room). My most eventful thing this weekend was deciding which orange to pick in ICA, oh life is full of tough choices. I'm glad to be pushing my brain to its limits, next on the list tonight is Swedish homework, ironically learning how to say 'My name is Mike'....well, sort of, I mean that was first lesson, we are way beyond that now...'My name is Mike and I'm 23'....bloody hell talk about pushing the boat out. It's amazing; however unable my brain is to function right this second, sarcasm is still coming out of it....hmmm, not understanding that one. Ok, so I'll tell a joke:
A woman in a bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
A woman in a bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.
Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
